The play of Romeo and Juliet by William Shakespeare is one of the most known love story on the planet. Even though it is like five-hundred years old or something. Do you know what happens in this story? Well, it takes place in Verona, Italy. Two families who are very social in all ways loathe each other very badly. These two families are the Capulets and the Montagues. One day, Lord Capulet decides to throw a party for some event that is most likely unknown. Romeo (a Montague) is in love with the mysterious Rosaline and does’nt want to go to the party with Mercutio (a cousin of the Prince Escalus of Verona.) Romeo ends up going to the party with Mercutio, and guess what? He meets Juliet (Lord Capulet’s daughter.) They fall in love and by the end of the night, they are kissing. (Ok, here is the part that I should tell you and that is that, Juliet is “destined” to marry Paris, a count. She might have thought that the boy that she was kissing was Paris. AND, Juliet is only thirteen years old. Why the fuck would her father plan a wedding like this and why the fuck would her mother would let her get married? Thats worse than Disney and Love is an Open Door. Oh mah gawd, that song. Because Juliet even didn’t even get to give her opinion.) Party is over, Romeo and Juliet break ways and they both find out who each other are. A Capulet and a Montague. They get married in secret. Tybalt (a cousin of Juliet dies because Romeo stabbed him because Tybalt killed Mercutio) dies and Lord Capulet tells Juliet that she has to marry Paris (she is already married god damnit!) the very same week because Lord Capulet thinks that Juliet is mourning the death of Tybalt. Juliet goes to Friar Laurence (the person that married Romeo and Juliet) and he tells her to take a sleeping potion so that she does not have to marry Paris. Meanwhile, Romeo is banished to some place and he does not receive the letter saying the plan that went down with the potion with Juliet. So yeah, one of Romeo’s people finds out about the “fake” but real death of Juliet. Romeo is so sad. He goes to the grave site and he finds her. He kills himself. Juliet wakes up and she kills herself.

Dear Romeo and Juliet, you guys need help. And lots of it. I just don’t understand that both of your parents are rich and they couldn’t afford you help. Its like you have fucked up and crooked teeth, and you have all the things in the world even your own ocean, and yet, you can’t even afford braces. So, Romeo and Juliet met at a party. Isn’t that like meeting at a club? Romeo and Juliet kissed at the party, and it seems to me that Romeo forced himself on her. Isn’t that rape? Paris and Juliet were going to get married. Juliet is thirteen. Paris is about twenty-one. Isn’t that rape as well? Oh mah gawd. Shakespeare, you is gonna make me have a heart attack. I swear. There are so many things that are wrong with this play of yours. Know, I know where Disney got all of its inspiration. From Shakespeare. Its pretty sad because almost all of the main characters in Romeo and Juliet die. Characters such as Romeo, Juliet, Mercutio, Tybalt, Juliet’s mom, and other people. Its crazy.nI made a reference about Romeo and Juliet and Disney. The princesses of Disney meet a man and get married with them right away. Just like Romeo and Juliet.

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